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Movie Review! - Shark Tale

Fri Apr 18, 2014, 2:42 PM
  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: Sirius by Eir Aoi
  • Reading: Over WIPs
  • Watching: Kill la Kill
  • Playing: Simpsons: Tapped Out
  • Eating: Cheese Sticks
  • Drinking: Orange Juice

Dear. God. 

Where to begin with this film? Well, I guess at the beginning.

Shark Tale was released in 2004 by DreamWorks Animation Studios. One year after Pixar released Finding Nemo. And yes, I don’t think this is a coincidence. Despite its shittiness, this movie was even nominated for an Academy Award for Best Animated Feature.

HOW?! I don’t know.

SO. What’s wrong with this film exactly? Why do I hate it?

Well, let’s start with the story. What is it? 

Our main character is Oscar (played by Will Smith), who is an underachiever but wants to be rich and famous, and he works at a Whale Wash (get it? PUN ON CAR WASH LOLOLOLOL) with his best friend Angie (played by Renee Zellweger), who has feelings for him. Oscar owes his boss Sykes (played by Martin Scorsese) a buttload of money and if he doesn’t pay him back by the next day, Sykes will have him axed.

While all that’s going on, there’s a shark mafia gang lead by Don Lino (played by Robert De Niro), who has two sons Frankie (played by Michael Imperioli) and Lenny (played by Jack Black). While Frankie is the killer he always wanted, Don is frustrated that Lenny is a vegetarian and won’t eat fish. So, in order to “toughen him up” he has Frankie teach Lenny to be a killer.

Back to the fish, Oscar fails to give Sykes the money and Sykes has him taken somewhere far from everyone to be dealt with. Frankie and Lenny come across them and, through a series of events, an anchor ends up killing Frankie and all the fish think Oscar did it, and he exploits this in order to become rich and famous like he always wanted and becomes known as “The Sharkslayer.” Only Lenny, who was there at the scene, knows the truth and forces Oscar to let him stay with him so he live the vegetarian lifestyle he’s always wanted. In order to do so, Oscar pretends to kill Lenny, who later disguises himself as a dolphin. 

This greatly angers Don Lino as he plot his revenge. As he does that, Oscar is enjoying the highlife as being rich, even landing the hot golddigger fish Lola (played by Angelina Jolie). But Angie finds out the truth and is deeply hurt and upset with Oscars actions, eventually leading to her confession of her feelings for him. With this, he dumps Lola, which makes her furious, and she contacts Don Lino about the Sharkslayer and he kidnaps Angie and…

UGH. This story is too complex for it’s own good so basically it ends with Oscar trapping Don at the Whale Wash, revealing to everyone he’s not a sharkslayer, and tells Don to accept Lenny even if he’s not the killer he wanted him to be and everyone lives happily ever honest.

SO. The story. It’s stupid. There’s just too many characters for it’s own good and hardly any of them are developed. For example, Lola’s character is just not needed. We get it. She’s a gold-digger and she never gets any character outside of that. Even Lenny isn’t necessary! But you know they added him to be “the funny character” (which, by the way, he isn’t). Angie, who’s supposed to be the main female in this story, is hardly worth mentioning because of how little screen time she has. 

The story itself is nothing exciting. The main character lies to get what he’s always wanted by lying, only to be turned around by the word’s of the girl who’s always loved him. Woot. Short in simple. But, in Shark Tale, they add this entire separate thing with the Mafia Shark gang to overcomplicate things. WHY?! It’s. NOT. NECESSARY! I would have probably enjoyed it more had it not had so many unnecessary characters and plot elements. 

Oh yeah. And the story’s messages. Be honest. CLICHE~~ And then the other is about acceptance and toleration. Lenny’s a “closest vegetarian” and the father is upset because he doesn’t want his son to be that way but by the end, loves and accepts him for who he is. Gee, I wonder what sort of message they were trying to give? And while it’s a great message, it was far too forced in this movie and the movie made it… stupid. :/

Not to mention these are two very different messages that could have had two very different movies!

And the animation in this movie… I hate it. Sometimes the characters look more like screen tests than they do actually animation. And if you say it’s because it was 2004, no. Sherk 2 came out in the exact same year and looked AWAY better than Shark Tale did.

And the designs of these characters… They are UGLY. Especially with how the fish in particular look. They just look weird and unappealing. What they were trying to do was literally take the faces of the cast and just sort of “fish-i-fy” them. And it failed. Oscar’s head is just weird shaped and Lenny has these weird bug eyes that are just… Creepy. 

The actual setting in this movie is okay. And they do have some clever ideas. Like, for example, the Shark Mafia resides in the remains of the RMS Titanic and, though the pun is stupid, Oscar works at a Whale Wash. Overall though, the colors are kind of washed out and dull, almost sad looking. 

Oh wait. The puns. Actually, just the script - it’s just nothing but puns and one-liners. And it gets really annoying and stupid REALLY FAST. Examples of these puns? Gup Clothing instead of Gap Clothing, Shell phones instead of Cell Phones, Newsreef instead of Newsweek, and other stupid little jokes like that.

Oh yeah, the jokes. Those suck too. That’s what most of the one-liner are - chances to be jokes. And most of the time, they don’t work. At all. You just sit back and watch as the movie seems to pause for to laugh while the other characters are just awkwardly blinking and waiting for the story to continue.

And then the story does continue, but you’re so run down with these catch-phrases and one-liners and awkward jokes that you’re just waiting for the film to be over. And when it is over, you’re glad because the movie was just so… Ugh.

Shark Tale, for me, gets a 2/10. While the acting is fine (except Jack Black since his voice in this just ear-grating) and the settings can be kind of interesting, everything else just drags the movie down. The jokes aren’t funny, the character designs are awful, and the story has too many elements that is makes the story too complicated for it’s own good.

For me, it’s the worst DreamWorks’ animated film and I can’t recommend it. Even if you like Will Smith. 


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So, my name's Alexis. I was introduced to this site after someone told me to come on here from FanFiction. My interests vary; I'm not that picky, I guess you could say. ^^

Before I get into anything else, please regard the following:
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:bulletred: Please refrain from calling me any pet names; I don't like it at all
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:bulletred: Questions about anything regarding my characters/works are welcomed

I like to write because I can't draw. I only write because my drawing skills are no better than a three year old. I'm working on photography though. Let's see how that works out. Also, I can do some (at least I think) decent pixel art; of course, I am not so good as the bases... Oh well.

I put a lot of thought into my stories. While though I have PWPs and such, I am more than just a porn artist, which I'm sure some people classify me as. I can't change how some think, but my writings are more than just sex. I like to focus on different parts of relationships and humanity, though they tend to be in the form of a fandom or something of that kind.

I take writing very seriously. I know some people on here make it a last priority, even during commissions and art-trades and such. I'm not a fan of that mentality, simply because I view writing as my job. If someone pays me to do something, I must do it in a reasonable amount of time. This is why I get so jittery and anxious when it takes me more than two weeks to complete something, even though even I understand that writing takes a while.

George Carlin rules and he is/was my influence. That man was a genius. A lot of things he had, I have agreed on to some point. Not only was that man hilarious, but he was

I like older things... Such as writers and artists. I don't know why but it's more appealing than some of the modern bullshit we have today. There just seems to be more meaning, hence why I am a fan of Shakespeare. What a gifted human being... I can only dream of having the writing talent he possessed.

I'm a very friendly person - at least online I am. I find myself to sound really bubbly and ditzy when I talk to people online and yet, in real life, my friends all call me mean and sarcastic, lol. It's like a have a split-personality. ANYWAY, with that being said, don't be afraid to talk to me about stuffs because stuffs is fun to talk about. ^^

Also, I don't thank for faves and I don't welcome people for them either. Only watches because that truly means something to me. I'm SUPER DUPER appreciative and thankful for the faves, but even more so for the watches. Hard to explain, but that's how I roll. ^^;

I also try to reply to everyone that leaves a comment on my submission, though I didn't always used to do that. Now, I do because sometimes I get to talk to people, which is fun. ^^




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thanks for the fave!~ I appreciate it! :iconmoesmileplz: (sorry for the really late thanks...)
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Hi  :D
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heya. Um, my OC Surgebreaker has a similar color scheme with dark purple and black like your Nebula OC. Are you okay with that? She doesn't have the same personality or appearance as Nebula though, and I could always change her color to something else night related if it bothers you.
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